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Joke of the Day
"I was told I needed to do some soul searching... so I Googled James Brown."
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"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - FrankenBarbie ...comes with bolts through her neck"
"I better fix the hinge on this cabinet door before Ryan Gosling comes over, takes his shirt off and builds my lady a house."
"I served 2 years in Iraq Until they shut down the restaurant"
"Two fish are sitting in a tank. One fish says to the other, ""I don't know how to drive this thing""."
"Guys remember: if you encounter a girl in her natural habitat, don't panic. She's just as scared as you. Make loud noises, she will run off."
"Props to every deodorant commercial ever for abandoning all creativity and just going with ""If you buy this, women will have sex with you"""
"In honor of the 30 year anniversary of the Challenger explosion. What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts"
"Wanted to make a voldemort joke but this whole subreddit nose it"
"How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?"