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Joke of the Day
"Rubix cubes are like penises... The more you play with them, the harder they get."
Next Joke
"Indoor trash bin that keeps getting taller until someone finally decides to take it out."
"I thought my roommate was joking when he said Gary Oldman was in the Harry Potter movies. He was dead Sirius."
"What do you call a Chinese guy when he's laughing? Lmao"
"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."
"I call McDonald's to make a reservation for Valentine's Day, just to listen to the stammering and confusion from the kid answering the phone"
"What is Captain Picard's favorite Chinese takeout ? Make it Tso!"
"What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror? Hallooooo me!"
"What do you call a Frenchman in Colorado? A French Fried"
"Assholes are like opinions Everyone has one, and they all stink"