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Joke of the Day

"What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror? Hallooooo me!"

"What's the dumbest animal in the desert? The Polar Bear"

"Do you know what the President said to Michelle when he proposed? I don't wanna be Obama self. P.S. I know, it was super cheesy."

"Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!"

"Meek Mill's diss track walks into a bar... Bartender takes one look at 'em and says, ""We don't serve trash."""

"What do you call a girl that you meet on Reddit? You don't."

"What's the hardest part of skydiving? The ground!"

"Tried explaining Twitter to my dad, but his ""why would you want to do that?"" argument was pretty bulletproof."

"Want to make a nerd's head explode? Go to any site that posted the new Star Wars trailer & write ""Where's Captain Kirk?"" in the comments."

"Kylo Ren used to complain his parents were passive aggressive. Well, boo hoo. My dad was actively aggressive. Just ask my hand."