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Joke of the Day

"Dark jokes are a slippery slope... One guy slipped and never told a joke again."

"Why did the lemon go sour? Because it had Lemon-Aids"

"[Meeting] CEO: as u can see [points to graph w laser] we- BUSINESS CAT:[comes flying across table & just crashes right into a photocopier]"

"*16 calls me at office* 16: Are you stopping at the grocery store tonight? Me: No 16: You're out of beer Me: Ok I will, what do you want?"

"My friend says she's doing good but she means well"

"The sign at the pool says, Children Under 12 Require Supervision. I guess anyone over 12 is allowed in with only normal eyesight."

"Why did King Arthur leave no heir? He was legendary for pulling out."

"A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar... He orders a drink."

"I tried to catch some fog... but i mist."

"How does a nice guy change a light bulb? He doesn't. He just compliments it and then gets pissed when it won't screw."