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Joke of the Day

"The sign at the pool says, Children Under 12 Require Supervision. I guess anyone over 12 is allowed in with only normal eyesight."

"If Eminem converted to Islam.. ..he'd be MuSlim Shady."

"If a tiger was attacking your wife and mother in law at the same time and you could save one, who would it be? The tiger of course. There are only a few left "

"How is a hailstone like an onion? -They are both whitish and have layers"

"Why do lesbians shop at Dunham's? Because they don't like Dick's."

"The rest of the Justice League always makes Aquaman eat at Long John Silvers so they can watch him cry."

"There is a man with a friend who is a ninja.... The man asks, ""Ninja, can you help me out with this lightbulb?"" The ninja replies ""Shur-i-ken!"""

"Best way to make people remember you ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Borrow money from them."

"Werner Heisenberg just unveiled a new car... It comes with a GPS or a speedometer, but not both."

"Ppl who make fun of outfit repeating? I look bomb af so I'm gonna wear this again I'll even wear it to your funeral if you keep talking shit"