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Joke of the Day

"How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb ? Just Juan."

"CEO: It's got wheels Inventor: It's the best we could do CEO: You had 30 yrs I: CEO: Put ""may not hover"" on the box and get out of my sight"

"Just heard that someone has started digging Fidel Castro's grave.. Must be a communist plot."

"Being a Twitter elite is like being the most popular patient in the asylum."

"NSFW The joke you'd never tell someone in person. I'll start What does a baby's vagina smell like? *Lean in, blows softly in your face*"

"Did you hear about the two horses? They were in a stable relationship... ...but one of them had an extra mareital affair."

"Twitter is the only place where it's actually BORING to discover that you are being followed by hundreds of robots."

"I went to the zoo. So I went to the zoo last week. It was such a bad experience. I paid 20 bucks and there was only 1 animal there. A dog. It was a shit zoo."

"I try to spend at least 45 minutes on Chatroulette a night, but I usually have to stop early because my arm gets tired."

"When I drink alcohol, everyone says I'm an alcoholic. But when I drink Fanta, no one says I'm fantastic."