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Joke of the Day
"Saying that you were touched by Jesus... ...is a completely different story in a Mexican prison."
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"What did one rifle say to the other? Me llamo es 762"
"I bet Abraham Lincoln would rather go watch another play than watch this debate."
"Q: What's E.T. short for? A: So he can fit in his space ship."
"OUESTION: What is cosmetics? ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines."
"Why is ""jizz"" such a great word? Because of how nicely it rolls off your tongue"
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood."
"Yoga may be the key to your flexibility. Alcohol is the key to mine."
"Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant? The Sioux chef"
"Roses are red, violets are blue... I killed your family. You're next."