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"What is the best thing about having sex with a transgender? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through."
"My dad was showing me pictures of why to wear condoms during sex. The funny thing is, they were all pictures of me."
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"Kendall Jenner walks into a restaurant, the concierge greets her by saying 'Good evening, Miss Jenner.' She responds 'Please, call me Kendall...' '...Miss Jenner is my father.'"
"Currently I'm dating a anorexic chick. but lately I've been seeing less and less of her."
"Trump There's no punchline, as the title was the full joke"
"Why do Native Americans hate snow? 'cause it's white and all over their fucking land!"