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Joke of the Day
"""Are you sure this lawyer is good?"" Yeah, why? ""He pronounced sue like sway"""
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"I had an uncle who worked at a whiskey factory. He fell into a vat and drowned 6 hours later. He would have drowned earlier but he got out 3 times to pee."
"What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night? ""It's Raining Men"""
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"Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? A: She couldn't figure out who the other mother was."
"How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size? In square feet."