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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? A: She couldn't figure out who the other mother was."

"so a cheetah and a lion decide to have a race The cheetah wins and the lion says ""you're a Cheetah"" the Cheetah says 'nah you're Lion'"

"[SCIENCE FAIR] ME: It's a Pez dispenser, but for hot Pop-Tarts. PRINCIPAL: This fair is for kids. OTHER PARENT: Shut up, let him finish."

"When I was young, I grew up in a theme park.. The theme of the park was trailer."

"Why did a gun go to the barber? Because it's bangs were getting long!"

"What's your new years resolution? Mine's 1920x1080."

"Did you hear about the Iranian terrorist who switched off the fans of his stolen helicopter because he couldn't stand the draft?"

"Parents that tell u ""it's just a little noise"" when their kid cries on a train are the same ones who knock on ur door when the music is loud"

"I went to the zoo . . . I went to the zoo, and in the entire place, they only had one dog. It was a shih tzu."

"When i die, i want to die like my grandfather did, in his sleep not screaming like the other passengers in the car."