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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Spanish soccer player with no legs? Grassy-ass"
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"The barman says ""Sorry, we don't serve time travelers here"" A time traveler walks into a bar."
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"Think of a number. Realize that number will never think of you too. Lay on your bathroom floor and sob."
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"Today I was told a question is a great way to start a conversation. What do you think?"
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