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Joke of the Day
"I've seen suns that weren't as bright as my cell phone is at 6AM."
Next Joke
"It must be tough having the world's best clown as your dad. You would have such big shoes to fill"
"Why do black people have white palms? There's a little bit of good in everybody"
"Why can't your penis be 12 inches? Because then it'd be a foot"
"Don't beat your cock That little pecker might stand erect in spite of your firm grip and come to stick its beak in your big brown eyes."
"There's a cricket living outside my apartment. I'm all ""Cricket, it's winter, shouldn't you die?"" and he's all ""Chirp!"" and we laugh."
"I came up with a new word yesterday: Plagiarism"
"I once ate a watch It was time consuming, I didn't go back for seconds."
"My dad got me at the adoption center today He pretended to just leave me there. Good one dad, now come pick me up please."
"A wife went with her husband to his doctors appointment... Doctor: I'm gonna need a urine and stool sample. Wife (to husband): Just give him your underwear honey!!!"