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Joke of the Day

"Mrs. A was my favorite teacher in grade school. She was by far the nicest of all of the staph at school."

"Did you hear about the new heated children's gloves that would turn on and off without warning? They worked inter-mitten-ly"

"""Room Service? Can you send up a towel?"" ""Please wait someone else is using it."""

"You know what the difference is between an chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"Was out on the golf course and shot an eagle at Hole 9. Mom doesn't believe me, but wait till she sees the eagle."

"What do your mom and Jesus have in common? They both got nailed"

"Hear about the lazy baker who wanted a pay increase? He rarely kneeded the dough."

"Have you ever eat a clock? Its very time consuming."

"What do you call a Rastafarian Police Officer? Jamaican Bacon..."

"My wife came from the country... and hit every branch on the way down."