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Joke of the Day
"How many men does it take to put the toilet seat down? Nobody knows it hasn't happened yet."
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"What is the best way to lose money? A: Lend it to Greece."
"How do you win a superbowl without cheating? I don't know, I'm a Patriots fan"
"Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls? Family reunions."
"My girlfriend called me an asshole today... I told her you are what you eat"
"I almost always wear black. Not because I'm depressed or trying to be all dark, but because I'm single and don't want to separate laundry."
"I like my coffee how I like my women. With my dick in it! (Joke from Board James)"
"What do you get when you win the laziest man in the world contest? Atrophy."
"If pink and glitter were vitamins blondes would be the healthiest people alive."
"Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game? He got suspended."