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Joke of the Day

"Thor in San Francisco Thor arrives in San Francisco and proudly announces ""I AM THOR!"" I flamboyantly gay man looks at him and states ""You're thore? I'm tho thore I can hardly pith."""

"I'm like Global Warming... No one takes me seriously."

"Does anyone know the difference between an elk and a deer?nnCos I think I just ran over a cyclist."

"A blind man walks into a bar Then into a chair, then into table."

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee *before* it was cool. :-)"

"This game is like having sex in the woods It's fucking intents"

"What do you call a doctor that graduated at the bottom of their class? Doctor."

"[flashback to 1st date] *cuts round hole in bottom of popcorn Me: Popcorn? Her: No thanks. (Mom reaches from row behind) ""I'll have some."""

"What do you call a top-ranking Mexican dude that oversees everything? Senor Manager"

"Those tiny bottles at the liquor store aren't free samples. I know that now."