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Joke of the Day

"My son asked me what language they speak in England. This would have been cute if he wasn't 20 ... And in college."

"I think airlines should let you exit the plane on the inflatable slide on your birthday."

"At A Bar A very large group of photons walked out of a bar. The bartender looked up, and saw nothing."

"What a kid I got I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. 'creds: Rodney Dangerfield'"

"What do you call a poodle that serves coffee? A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral."

"Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one? Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted."

"Based on the condition of my hair in the morning, I'd say there's a 100% chance my hair has more fun than I do when I sleep."

"Back home from the chinese paralympics."

"We should stop making jokes out of Harambe Those jokes are dead anyways"

"What does a gay orgy sound like? A cockophony."