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Joke of the Day

"Is LSD illegal or just frowned upon? Asking for a giant purple rabbit."

"Did you guys hear about that guy that was stealing everyone's power? He's a real Joule thief."

"They Say Never Judge A Man Until You Walk A Mile In His Shoes Because you'll then be a mile away and will also have his shoes"

"I tried to give myself a sex change... but I couldn't really pull it off."

"Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because he wasn't born yesterday"

"I'm an Asian male who scored a 2300 on the SAT I still don't know if i met my parents' expectASIANs."

"What did one firefly say to the other ? Got to glow now !"

"A man walking into a bar and says, ""I'll have ten times more beers than your next biggest drinker"" The bartender replied, ""Now that's an order of magnitude!"""

"Hey, Dude who flips me off for honking at him in the parking lot, your groceries are on top of your car."

"What's the difference between a blimp and 365 blowjobs? One's a Goodyear; the other's a great year."