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Joke of the Day
"How do you turn on a lamp? By seducing it"
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"Red light : Stop Yellow light : Proceed w/ caution Green light : Wait till everyone hates you then go"
"If you marry someone a few years older, one thing they love is when any classic rock song comes on and you ask ""Is this Led Zeppelin?"""
"I got into a heated debate with my friend about time travel... We really opened a can of wormholes."
"How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden ? Hide the ball it drives them nuts !"
"That whole ""letting go"" of your ex is always more satisfying when they're dangling over an abyss."
"Microsoft tech support called me last night as a indian, I said ""Sorry your calling Indian Tech Support"""
"hate to brag but I can still fit in my Quinceanera dress"
"My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot It got so bad, eventually we had to take his bike away"
"Ahhhh, Pawn Stars So, I walk into Rick Harrison pawn shop and I ask, ""Can I have change for a dollar?"" He responds,""I can only do 75."""