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Joke of the Day
"What's black and doesn't work? A quadriplegic chimney sweep."
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"My friend is so stupid that he thinks twice before saying nothing."
"What's the difference between a garbonzo bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbonzo bean on my face!"
"Why aren't Tyler Perry movies for the light-hearted? They're dark comedies."
"I want one of those jobs where people ask, ""Do you actually get paid for doing this?"""
"Why do fish always have c-sections? Because they can't have land sections"
"What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face? Chicken Caesar salad."
"Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill."
"Why do black people have long legs? Because they're negros"
"If ANY part of my body touches the shower liner, I call in sick to work."