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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the college for dolphins? It was for educational porpoises only."
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"BREAKING NEWS Justin Bieber said... And I quote, ""Only God can Judge me!"" THIS JUST IN ...Apparently I'm God."
"I used to own a car that never seemed to run properly. It was a brokeswagen."
"Jam and jelly NSFW Whats the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your dick into someone's ass!"
"Lawyer: so tell me, why was my client's mouth bleeding? Dentist: he doesn't floss Me: You hit me! D: [puts lips on mic] bc you don't floss"
"What do Jews love most about their mobile phones? They can charge them."
"I should have seen this breakup coming.... The nicest thing she ever said to me was, ""Oh wow, that car almost hit you."""
"""Yeah I just really enjoy playing devil's avocado sometimes"" Teacher: devil's advocate? Me [grabbing trident and avocado costume]: no."
"I like to say something disgusting which makes someone else say something more disgusting then I call them a pervert."
"I eat mushrooms for petit dejeuner. It's the breakfast of champignons."