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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store? Luters"
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"BOSS: It's come to my attention that you've disabled attachments for emails. You have to fix that. BUDDHA: But attachments cause suffering."
"Went to my psychologist and told him I feel like a pack of cards. He said hell deal with me later"
"I love donuts so much I want to marry them. But then I'm afraid I would eat all our donut hole children."
"Twitter is perfect for men, because with men brevity is key. Beyond 140 characters they know they're going to say something wrong."
"How does Times Square start the new year? By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! ""The audience can sing this one."""
"What does a girls asshole and a 9v battery have in common? You know it's wrong but eventually you stick your tongue to it."
"Two cows walk in to a bar... Then one of the cows says: ""*Mooooo*"", then the other replies, ""*Fuck, I was supposed to say that*"""
"We've secretly replaced Janet's coffee with melatonin capsules. Let's see if okay yeah, she noticed. She looks pissed. Sleepy, but pissed..."
"Pants Up Don't Loot"