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Joke of the Day
"Went to my psychologist and told him I feel like a pack of cards. He said hell deal with me later"
Next Joke
"Why did the chicken cross the road... Because he wanted to say hello from the other side"
"I called my doctor and told her I have an erection that's lasted longer than 4 hours. We're meeting for drinks in 30 minutes."
"What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians? Kanye"
"If you want to drink and drive you better bring enough for the whole highway."
"What genius named it a ""news feed"" on Facebook and not ""bullshit""?!"
"Do you know what the problem with toilets is? They're a pisstake."
"I started a petition to ban people from collecting autographs. So far I've got 50,000 signatures."
"Getting laid for me is like getting ketchup out of a bottle easy if i have a knife"
"My wife asked me to get the house ready as her friend is sleeping here tonight so as an optimist our bed now has 3 pillows."