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Joke of the Day
"Went to my psychologist and told him I feel like a pack of cards. He said hell deal with me later"
Next Joke
"What's the difference between a crow and a raven? All birds have tail feathers that help them fly called pinions. Crows have 3 pinions and ravens have 4. The difference is just a matter of a pinion."
"Once I did a presentation on George Washington & was asked when he died, but I never looked it up, so I said ""He's alive in all of us today"""
"Why do people have legs? So our ass wouldn't hit the floor while we walk!!!!"
"What kind of cereal does Microsoft make? Wind O's"
"American girls A kid asked his Dad if he could have $10 for a guinea pig. His Dad says, ""All I have is $5, why don't you find yourself a nice American girl."""
"You have to sit up to drink coffee in bed. I know that now."
"Q.What are the worst six years in a blonde's life? A: Third Grade."
"How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead"
"I just saw a guy put deodorant on before walking into an adult bookstore. I kinda want to date him now."