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Joke of the Day

"So a pregnant patient came in to the hospital after a 'huge gush of fluid'... So I asked if el nino or la nina was coming."

"My girlfriend broke up with me today Now I guess I'm just somebody that she used to blow"

"Women call it a secret sixth sense, men call it paranoia."

"What do you call nuts on the wall??? (NSFW language) ...wallnuts! What do you call nuts on your chest??? ...chestnuts! What do you call nuts on your chin??? ...a mouth full of c0ck!!!"

"What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches"

"At least once in our life, we all have tried to balance the light switch in between the on and off position."

"If George W. Bush was the president of France today, he would declare war on Finland."

"how can you tell you whenyou're in a ring of fire? When you reach for the Preparation H but accidentally grabbed a BenGay."

"Straight out of Gotham... This building, in the city I live in (in Tianjin, China) looks like it was taken straight out of Gotham City. http://imgur.com/j0RM7h3"

"Ray rice's girlfriend is really hot. She's a knockout!"