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Joke of the Day
"Jesus must've had a fortune if he paid for all my sins"
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"How many black people does it to pave a driveway? One. You just have to spread him real thin."
"My safe word is ""insufficient funds""."
"I asked a homeless woman if I could take her home. She shyly said yes.... so I took her cardboard box and left."
"Why did the man fall off his bike Because someone threw a fridge at him"
"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? A porcupine keeps its pricks on the OUTSIDE"
"Did you know you can tell the gender of an ant by throwing it in water? If it sinks, it's girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant."
"You hear some creature making noises in the distance. ""Quick! Quick! Quick, quick, quick!"" you hear it exclaim. What kind of beast is it you hear? A duck. ... with hiccups."
"Why do asian women like white men so much? Because they don't wanna look at themselves, when they have sex."
"Q: How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there."