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Joke of the Day

"How many redditors commenting on a given post does it take to screw in a light bulb? Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I wouldn't pay good money to see a lentil."

"Last night I let my boyfriend indulge his ""scat"" fantasy... <sigh> I'm glad I got that off my chest."

"I saw a very odd Middle Eastern market the other day. It was quite bazaar."

"Which American state is not great, but not bad either? OK."

"Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate? He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also."

"What do you call a pig with no clothes on? Streaky bacon!"

"My daughter has green eyes, she got that from me, my wife on the other hand has black eyes.. She also got those from me."

"You know when motorcyclists give a little wave to each other, I do that when I see someone else eating in their car."

"Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in? That's how you set the bar high."