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Joke of the Day

"Why do truck drivers like wearing finger-less gloves... They like to see their girlfriend in shorts"

"Why do Indians hate snow? It's white and it's on their land."

"Germans are always so quick to fix your mistakes when you trying to speak German. It's as if the whole German nation is on Otto correct."

"So a guy walks in on his daughter masterbating with a cucumber. ""SICK!"" he said. ""I was going to eat that.... Now it's going to taste like cucumber."""

"My friend asked me if the new Star Wars movie was in 3D I said yes, but they R2D2"

"*gazes at laptop screen*avoids making eye contact with own reflection*"

"God *up on a chair, shrieking*: GET IT GET IT Mrs God: You know they're more afraid of you than you are of them *gently sweeps man outside*"

"What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old? A two-year-old vampire."

"When Catwoman gets older, does she become Cougarwoman?"

"How do you call unexpected pregnancy in German? Kinder Surprise"