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Joke of the Day
"Where do you usually find dogs? It all depends on where you lose them."
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"Little Liz was walking through the forest... When a man came at her with a bread knife. Little Liz started laughing, she knew she wasn't a loaf of bread"
"You've killed dozens and robbed hundreds of people using your hammer. What can you say in your defense? – Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!"
"""I see!"" said the blind man... ... as he picked up his hammer and saw."
"I don't think Major Tom was much of an astronaut - Ground Control had to tell him to put his helmet on, FFS. That's pretty basic stuff."
"Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it's being shoved into an oven"
"We were at a local restaurant waiting for a server, she finally came over and says ""sorry for the wait"".... I say you look perfectly skinny to me!"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to Hungary."
"me: [letting dog lick my face] wife: that's disgusting me: [squirting shampoo into my hand] you're the one who used all the hot water linda"
"An incredible phenomenon of life A pepperoni of radius 'z' and height 'a' has a volume of pizza"