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Joke of the Day

"Little Liz was walking through the forest... When a man came at her with a bread knife. Little Liz started laughing, she knew she wasn't a loaf of bread"

"Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?! Years?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""

"What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz? ""You shall not gas!"""

"I just folded a fitted sheet so beautifully an owl just delivered a Hogwarts acceptance letter to my house"

"What's the worst part about eating out a grandma? Have you ever pulled apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"

"Why did they pull a lawsuit against the spa for their wax treatment? It was a ripoff."

"How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen? It Varys."

"What do you call a turkey with Parkinson's Disease? Turkey Jerky"

"What song did Taylor Swift write about Magic Johnson? Bad Blood."

"If you love someone, set them on fire. If they come back, it's a phoenix"