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Joke of the Day

"Murphy's law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage."

"Guy asks his girlfriend to tell him something that will make him happy and sad at the same time. She thinks for a few seconds and replies.... Your penis is bigger than your father's."

"I heard the funniest joke... But the Fine Bros copyrighted it."

"Take heed: Do not open this email There's an email that had begun circulating recently that is offering processed pork, gelatin, and salt in a can. If you get this email, do not open it; it's SPAM."

"What is the definition of disappointment? Running into wall with a boner and breaking your nose."

"Here's a fact, gay guys love vagina. Okay, that might be wrong. I'm just trying to get my facts straight."

"knock knock Who's there? Sherwood Sherwood who? Sherwood like you to come and ride my cock Taken from Who's Nailin' Palin"

"Ask me if I'm a snail! No. This joke works much better if you say it to the other person like they're an idiot for asking."

"I know it shouldn't it make me feel bad about myself, but why didn't a priest ever try to molest ME?"

"How do you get a nun pregnant? You fuck her."