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Joke of the Day
"What's the most polite meal? Peas and franks."
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"What kind of pants does Mario wear to work? Denim denim denim ;p"
"a bunch of people at a school dance waiting to get a drink that's it. that's the punch line"
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"Diarrhea is heredity in my family It runs in our genes"
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"I'm only tweeting this to keep myself from looking up from my phone and accidentally making eye contact with a stranger."
"A PS4 fan and an Xbox One fan started fighting! Someone call the ambulance! *Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U*"
"People with more than 2 numbers in their username probably belong in prison."