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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the failed Indian musician? He was hoisted by his own sitar."
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"A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop."
"*Boss approaches desk* ""What the fu.."" Me, wearing paper clip necklace - ""See? I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too"""
"""Of course you're the prettiest girl here, you just need to talk louder"" - alcohol"
"How do you make an English Muffin blush? You nook at its crannies."
"A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, ""Uno....dos....*poof*"" He disappeared without a tres"
"How do you catch a one of a kind bird? Unique up on it. Welcome to kindergarten."
"The best way to dry off a wet baby is to leave him in a jar of rice overnight."
"Yo mama's so fat... That she was dropped on Hiroshima."
"Why do Black People only have Nightmares? Cuz we killed the only one with a dream!!! (I'm very sorry, he was a great man whose death should be treated with respect) Happy MLK Day!"