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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard my pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy"
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"You'r mum... ...is so **poor** she can't even pay attetntion."
"So a circumference walks into a restaurant... ...sits down and orders a bowl of diameter ice cream. The waiter asks, ""You want pie with that?"""
"It is 2022. Everyone has bought a pair of beats by dre. Doctor dre chuckles, his mind control device is ready"
"How did Canada get its name? C eh, N eh, D eh."
"So I heard that the hackers ""Anonymous"" are waging war on ISIS and al-Qaeda... Quite ironic that 72 virgins will be attacking the terrorists!"
"A bunch of homeless people moved in at a local gyn They heard there was other people squatting there."
"Did you hear about the emo windows? They were double-pained :,("
"What is everyone using to scrape ice off their windscreen? This morning I used a discount card from my wallet, but it was no good. I only got 20% off.....!!"
"I want to play checkers today so I can say ""Martin Luther King me!"""