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Joke of the Day

"Thanks autocorrect...clearly ""I am fantasy"" is a better answer than ""fantastic"" when asked how I'm doing..."

"What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules? 2 na"

"What idiot called it a cow video instead of a bovine?"

"Zelda is the name of the PRINCESS, the guy in green who saves her is named Luigi, idiots."

"My grandpa told me his secret of how he would pick up Jewish girls in Auschwitz so easily. He used a broom & dustpan."

"""Parodies"" or homages or whatever the fuck they are of the ""Got milk?"" ads are worse than AIDS + 9/11 + a 3rd thing you personally hate."

"There is three rings in marriage... The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering"

"Why did the chicken cross the road To get away from her abusive cock of a husband"

"Went to the Indian bakery today and asked for some bread They said they had naan"

"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? Pilot, you fucking racist!"