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Joke of the Day
"WTH! @ The audience that just sat and watched the first ever magician to saw a lady in half."
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"At this point in my life... At this point in my life, i drink so i can smoke and I smoke after the bad decisions i made wile drinking, then I drink to forget that I am dying of lung cancer."
"There's no I in team But there are quite a few of them in Multiple Personality Disorder"
"Oprah says we all have a small child inside of us longing to get out & omg why isn't anyone talking about Oprah eating children?"
"French bakers hate me... ...I feel their pain."
"I just got my roof painted. The painters worked all day long, when I asked them how much I had to pay, they just replied, ""Don't worry about the paint, it's on the house. """
"What do you call a man with no shins? Tony"
"George Michael is recording a song with all the proceeds going to end sectarian violence in the Middle East. It's call ""I Want Your Sects""."
"What is Hitler's favourite type of music? Reich n' Roll"
"Why are ghosts always just moaning? Did your manners die too? Use your words!"