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Joke of the Day
"Shampoo is much more marketable than it's original name, Shamshit."
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"Why do trees shed their leaves in fall? Because they've had their chloro-fill."
"Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy"
"What did the cave woman use as a dildo? A fucking rock"
"the scientific term for a group of cats gathered together in the wild is ""assholes"""
"The largest city in the world is... Dublin. Because it keeps on Dublin and Dublin"
"Heard this one in history class. North Korea threatened to bomb the US and France immediately surrendered."
"How do you get info from a french dude? You est-ce que question"
"Children in the dark cause accidents. Accidents in the dark cause children."
"What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato."