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Joke of the Day
"Shampoo is much more marketable than it's original name, Shamshit."
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"What do you call an attractive girl in Poland A tourist. Or swap in Poland for wherever, spread the love."
"I was going to build my own bicycle but I couldn't be bothered... Two tired"
"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy? Because he was too far out mannnn."
"SUBWAY EMPLOYEE: would you like your receipt? ME: no thank you i don't want any proof that i've eaten here"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alice ! Alice who ? Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me !"
"What's the difference between a lobster and a bus stop? Ones a busty crustacean the other is a crusty bus station"
"What flavor gum does the President prefer? Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border"
"My fisherman friend got his Master's degree. Now he's a Master Baiter."
"Where did the ADHD kid spend his summer? (Dark) At a concentration camp."