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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who dyes their hair red? Trans-ginger"
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"My new years resolution is going well, lost 10 pounds! but that was down the back of my sofa...."
"We All KEA! My first day on the job at an IKEA store, I was told by my boss that employees needed to go to the meeting room before every shift. I asked why. He said, ""Assembly required."""
"I lost my dictionary today. I can't find the words to express my dissapointment."
"A scoliosis patient had given up hope of recovery.. But after the long and painful surgery, he took his first steps and humbly said ""I stand corrected""."
"Sometimes I like to hysterically tell mall security that my infant son has gone missing just so I can show people baby pictures of myself."
"What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby? I don't ejaculate on an apple before I eat it."
"I bought some ""no more tears"" baby shampoo But I'm still not over her :("
"What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan? Caesar: ""I came, I saw, I conquered."" Khan: ""I conquered, I saw, I came."""
"According to my Nike fitness app, I watched TV for 6 miles this week."