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Joke of the Day

"i showed an african kid ""the human centipede film"".... he wasn't hungry anymore"

"Why do hippies wear corduroy? It's groovy!"

"Why do sharks live in saltwater? Because pepperwater makes them sneeze."

"They said I'd have to kiss a lot of frogs before finding my prince. I never found him, but I did find out I'm REALLY into frogs."

"We've just put the swimming pool up for the kids, not sure if I'm gonna hide in it, but I'm definitely gonna... Lilo"

"Just told my four year old daughter there's a skeleton inside of her and made her cry."

"""...said no one ever,"" said everyone ever."

"A boy calls 911 Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911 Operator: What's your emergency? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911 Operator: So what's the problem? Boy: The ugly one is winning."

"BlackBerry and Apple have come together to create a something for ladies who have trouble listening. It's been called the Black-i."

"So psyched! My 1st granddaughter born today: 6lb11oz! Which is not the name I'd have chosen, but I guess I need to keep up with the times."