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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy would couldn't open the gherkin jar? He was in quite a pickle."
Next Joke
"Is it too early to start drinking? - some moron with a clock."
"If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in."
"What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics? Wai Tu Yung"
"What do the Green Bay Packers and Monica Lewinsky have in common? Clinton Dix, haha."
"My Girlfriend told me she had an STD Gonorrhoea-valuate our relationship now."
"[tearing off our clothes] Her: I want you. Take off your shoes. *kicks flip-flop through her TV*"
"Pick a woman with wits. Wits will never sag."
"What kind of punch hurts children the most? A sandy hook."
"What is ET short for? Because he has short legs"