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Joke of the Day

"What were the infinite number of Indian Mathematicians complaining about? That the Hilbert Hotel didn't book Uncountables."

"My wife went to the East Indies for her holidays. Jakarta? No, she went by plane."

"""Make yourself at home."" they say, then it's ""Ma'am please put your bra back on."" Make up your mind, library story time, make up your mind!"

"What is Juan's favorite book to read? Tequila Mockingbird"

"What was Hitler's favorite sandwich? The Auschwich."

"I'm sorry, sir, but your cholesterol isn't high enough to buy this Hawaiian shirt."

"Don't glare at me lady! You're the one who named your kid Marco then yelled his name in the store!"

"They should make a Minecraft movie It would be a blockbuster."

"sometimes I'm really not sure which KKK is the worst, the racist one, or kim, kourtney & khloe."

"you're her boyfriend?! That's cool! I'm her manfriend!"