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Joke of the Day

"I just can't find any good doctors... EVERY one of them is still in practice."

"Now you can handle those nasty cuts from the comfort of your home... ... with ""Suture Self""."

"My uncle started shouting at me about my ""misuse"" of emoticons and had a heart attack ;)"

"I used to hate the Stockholm syndrome After a while however, I realized that it wasn't too bad after all."

"Whats the difference between Aladdin lamp and women make up - nothing if you rub both you will find a freak"

"I never question my sanity, I'm afraid it will answer back."

"I found a place where recycling rate is 98% Reddit."

"Want to hear my favorite joke? 729271"

"Roses are red, Violets are blue Gorilla shot at Cincinnati zoo"

"Since smart watches can now read your pulse, there should be a feature that erases your browser history if your heart stops beating..."