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Joke of the Day

"What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk? A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant."

"A man tells his doctor, ""Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitter! The doctor replies, ""Sorry, I don't follow you..."

"If I got $1 every time somebody called me a racist I'd have enough money to make a black guy rob me"

"What did the bartender say to the alien? ""You're drunk ET, go home!"""

"Yoy can't write an essay overnight You can't write an essay overnight but you have to in 30 minutes for a test."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Find the fresh prints"

"I don't meant to brag, but I'm the world champion in false modesty."

"[at a bar] *sees hot chick check me out* *writes note on napkin and asks bartender to give to her* *she reads note* ""STOP STARING IT'S RUDE"""

"""You are what you eat"", said the cannibal."

"*wakes up from 20 year coma* SHIT, MY TAMOGOTCHI"