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Joke of the Day
"Kids are scared to pour vinegar in their cups because BAKING SODA. BAKING SODA. I GOT BAKING SODA"
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"Bad news A doctor says to his patient: 'I'm afraid I've got bad news for you. You've got cancer and Alzheimer's disease'. The patient responds: 'Well, at least I don't have cancer'."
"What do you get when a short bus gets in a wreck? Mashed potatoes."
"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Strockin' Off"
"Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around? Because time will tell."
"Hillary was shown a video of her flip-flopping on issues all over her career. At first, she was upset. Now she says she's ok with it."
"My girlfriend told me her period was late So I said it's probably stuck in traffic."
"Why do Pillows work? Cause they're white"
"My doctor constantly says I'm artistic. I don't know why he keeps mispronouncing it, though"
"Auto-correct changed my ""I'm tired"" to ""shut the fuck up, you unemployed bitch""."