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Joke of the Day
"My math teacher called me average... How mean."
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"Hey Europe you look a great. Have you lost a few pounds?"
"I was going to organize a space-themed birthday party for my son... ...but I couldn't planet."
"[speaking very loudly to no one trying to impress someone nearby] Man what am I going to do with all these hens"
"Why do people in Beijing smoke so many cigarettes? To get a breath of filtered air."
"What do you call the security at a Samsung store? Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters."
"Your mums so fat, when she performs oral sex... ...people shout ""THAR SHE BLOWS!"""
"A mean mathematician is just an average guy."
"I'm really confused by the fact people judge me for refusing to pay for Netflix... I mean, I've seen Stranger Things."
"My Grandpa: killed 17 Nazis and singlehandedly saved his entire battalion in WWII Me: Sits around all day making up stories about my Grandpa"