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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Chinese guy who moved to America and turned white? He was really disoriented."

"My workplace consists of 80% women and 20% men.. I guess you could say that we are under staffed"

"I lost my job as a massage therapist. Apparently, I rub people the wrong way."

"Lust. Love. Marriage. LUST: Tearing her panties off. LOVE: Sliding them down, gently. MARRIAGE: Folding them regularly."

"What's the difference between you and a brick? Bricks can get laid."

"Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him? He thought they said internet camp"

"My wife is all, ""we love each other so much we finish each other's sentences,"" until it comes to a prison sentence."

"Why are there so few female politicians? It's hard to put makeup on two faces."

"I want to go on the record by saying I love my family but if I have to spend any longer with them you'll be seeing me on the 6 o'clock news."

"Bro: *on phone* Babe. Babe. Babe. Babe. BABE! Dude: You're so whipped. Bro: What? I just got her to rent Babe instead of The Notebook."