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Joke of the Day
"My workplace consists of 80% women and 20% men.. I guess you could say that we are under staffed"
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"Imagine a sister store to Cold Stone Creamery where you can buy a bucket of mashed potatoes with ""mix-ins."" Hot Mash Potatery"
"Had a fight with a one dimensional entity yesterday... The outcome was pretty one sided."
"Women's Rights."
"I got a letter from the bank saying I was still in debt. I don't know why, I sent them a cheque."
"Kiss me you fool. Embrace me you dolt. Cuddle me you simpleton. Marry me you megalomaniac. HAVE MY BABY YOU GARBAGE PERSON."
"In the movies, anyone can hotwire a car in 10 seconds. In real life, it takes me 20 minutes to find the gas flap release on a rental."
"PMS jokes are not funny. Period."
"What does primate meat taste like? Oh, it has sort of an orangutang to it."
"I can't stop coughing. Think I'll go see a movie in a crowded theater while slowly eating a bag of bone-dry popcorn."