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Joke of the Day

"My friend said her neighbors came into her restaurant for a book club, turns out it was for a BDSM club. . . I guess people bond over different things."

"Give a man a fish, where's he supposed to put it? Get away from him you weirdo."

"Little Miss Muppet sad on a crumpet... And said ""What the Hell! Who fucking put this here?!"""

"Two trucks carrying thesauruses got in a wreck... Onlookers were aghast, amazed, appalled, astonished, astounded, dismayed, offended, shocked, stunned, upset..."

"How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend? She paints a target icon around the outlet."

"What's the difference between babies and cats People want to see pictures of your cat."

"What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert? The sun!"

"pregnancy tests should just read ""pregnant"" or ""nope just fat"""

"She believed me when i said concentration camps were for people with Attention Deficit Disorder."

"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaaaaaay"