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Joke of the Day

"Rob thank god you picked up! Hey remember when you said if I needed a place to crash I cou- hold on *to copilot* STOP CRYING, ROB WILL HELP"

"The residents of Mayberry took a course in computer programming. When the instructor said, ""Compile,"" Gomer went to the head of the class."

"What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium? It's CoRnY"

"The inventor of auto-correct has died His funfair will be next monkey."

"What PC does Adele use? A Dell."

"When do elephants have eight feet? When there are two of them."

"Ellen Pao is actually right and we should respect her decisions ^jk ^lol"

"A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender says, ""You know, we have a drink named after you."" Grasshopper says, ""You have a drink called Steve?"""

"The Japanese soccer team visits an orphanage in Spain. ""It's so sad to see the hopeless looks on their faces"", said Rico, age 6."

"The first guy that paid for life insurance died never knowing if it was a scam."