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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I wouldn't pay $60 to have a garbanzo bean on my face!"

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"What do you call a bisexual vietnamese person? **Bi**ngo."
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"What'd the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out"
"Teachers at the pre-school ask why I'm in a good mood in the morning... I'm like, ""Duh...did you not see me just leave my kids with you?"""
"Bernie Sanders"
"A blonde and a brunette are exchanging wild stories... Brunette: ""have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"" Blonde: *ponders for a moment* ""No but I've been swung around by the tits before!"""
"Trix are for kids. calling your penis trix because trix are for kids. wait no ( ._.)?"
"What did the gamer say when he assassinated the Pope? 360 NO POPE!!!!"
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