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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a terrorist cowboy? A jiiiiiihadist. Not sorry."
Next Joke
"My Taiwanese friend is very intense and driven: He has a real Taipei personality"
"What do you call a frozen terrorist? A isilcle"
"I just saw a group of pandas pooping on the ground together What an embarrassment"
"What do space aliens put on their windows? Venutian blinds."
"Rumour has it that I got a new computer today... It's Adele!"
"What is a four letter word that describes a woman and ends in ""unt"" Aunt."
"A surgeon was put on trial for sewing several people's genitals to their faces. When asked why he would commit such a heinous crime he replied ""Eh, just to fuck with their heads."""
"Why was skrillex banned from the music shop? for dropping the bass too much"
"Knock knock? Who's there? 9/11 Knock knock? Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget... :("