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Joke of the Day

"What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry? STUPID AMERICAN!"

"Our generation doesn't knock on doors. We will call or text to let you know we're outside."

"My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said that's a big word for a nine year old."

"In my past life I was a turtle... It is all slowly coming back to me."

"The Helen Keller doll is gonna be hot this Christmas ... Wind it up and it walks off a table ..."

"Two dogs are going on a walk down the street They walk past a few parking meters and one dog says to the other, ""Hey, check it out! Pay toilets!"""

"A wizard walks into a gay bar and disappears with a poof."

"Chuck Norris likes knitting sweaters...... if by knitting you mean kicking and by sweaters you mean babies......"

"What did the stubborn Hindu in Pakistan say after partition? Na-ama-ste"

"Yo mama so fat She is overweighted"